#18

Today, I was gaming. I realized that I forgot my input cables to play at home. However, I found an HDMI cable and I was using an HDTV. MLIFAIIBICBDAT

#17

Today, I was on iChat and other people saw my status as away. I was really angry at first, but then I signed off and then back on and it said I was available. MLIFAIIBICBDAT

#16

Today, I was trying to catch Mesprit. I could not catch it. I tried for 5 hours. I'm serious. MLIFAIIBICBDAT

#15

Today, I was taking science notes when I realized 20 pages of my textbook were ripped out. I was upset at the time, but then I realized I didn't need to finish my notes until the next night. MLIFAIIBICBDAT

#14

Today, my friend came over. My parents left and my dog proceeded to pee on the rug in the hallway. It happened a week later under the same circumstances... Crazy, right?! MLIFAIIBICBDAT

#13

Today, I was eating ice cream when I dropped some on my couch. I started to panic. However, my couch is microfiber, so I was able to easily eliminate the cause of the stain with some simple anti-stain solution and a dishtowel. MLIFAIIBICBDAT

#12

Today, i was rolling on the floor laughing after reading story #10. After rolling on the floor, i got rug burn. However, it was worth the laugh. MLIFAIIBICBDAT
Submitted by "black cj"

#11

Today, I freaking hit my foot again on the desk. It hurt even more, but then I got 3 kills with 1 mortar shot. MLIFAIIBICBDAT

#10

Today, I was challenging the locust horde when I hit my foot against the desk behind my chair. It hurt, but then I got a headshot. MLIFAIIBICBDAT

#9

Today, I decided to bleach my only 10 inch anus hair not knowing that I was allergic to the chemical I started to grow millions of anus hairs. At the time it was gross but I found out that they make a good braid. MLIFAIIBICBDAT
Submitted by "A sitnky anis hair"

#8

Today, I was having sexual intercourse with my girlfriend. However, as I started to move across her body, i realized she had a penis to the right of her vagina. At first, I was disgusted, until I realized that it was nice. MLIFAIIBICBDAT
Submitted by Jack Enoff

#7

Today, I found out my girlfriend is actually a guy, however, he is a good person and I continue to be gay. MLIFAIIBICBDAT
Submitted by Henry

#6

Today, me and my boyfriend were attempting anal sex I didn't know he had a 1 inch wiener. I didn't feel anything the whole time. MLIFAIIBICBDAT
Submitted by Casandra

#5

Today, my nipples were aching but i have a little man in my shirt pocket to help lick them clean. My life is fine as it is but it can be disappointing at times. :D
Submitted by Joey

#4

Today, i got scratched by my cat, however, i applied neosporin and it was ok! MLIFAIIBICBDAT
Submitted by Henry

#3

Today, i realized that spiderman was fake, however, there are super heroes that can satisfy my needs. My flippin life is fine as it is, but it can be disappointing at times. Submitted by Henry (comment: i'm a 43 year old girl who likes comics)

#2

Today, I learned that my parents are actually first cousins. At first I was disappointed, but then I kind of realized it didn't matter. MLIFAIIBICBDAT

#1

Today, I realized Krish was my neighbor. However, I realized that my life is fine as it is because I barely see him. MLIFAIIBICBDAT